I'm Not Aware Of Having A Creepy

If You Don't Vote, You're A Moron.

Late Night Is No Different Than Making A Film, Really, Except That It's Faster, And If You Do A Crap One, You Can Do A Better One Tomorrow. Writing A Novel And Doing Stand-up - That Stuff Is Very Similar.

I Don't Like My Politicians Entertaining Me And I Don't Like My Entertainers Politicianing Me.

It Was On This Day That The Bahamas Declared Independence. Before That They Were A British Colony. The British Empire Lost Canada And The Bahamas, To Name Just A Couple. Britain's Been Dumped More Times Than Taylor Swift. But Did They Go Writing Whining Songs About It? No.

I Love Zombies. If Any Monster Could Riverdance, It Would Be Zombies.