If You Don't Vote, You're A Moron.

Oprah's Quitting In 2011. Now We Know Why The Mayans Ended Their Calendar In 2012

Every Year There's A Jury At The Cannes Film Festival. Getting On The Jury Is Very Competitive In France. Not Because The French Love Cinema, But Because They Love To Judge.

Here In California, We Passed A Law Against Texting While Driving. But There's No Law Preventing You From Writing A Letter While Driving.

Happy Cinco De Mayo. If You Don't Know What That Means, Maybe You're A Little Out Of Touch - Or Maybe You're The Governor Of Arizona.

A Junkie Will Steal Your Purse, And Then Help You Look For It.