I'm Living On Things That Excite Me,

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television.

Nobody Else Cares About You At The Beginning Of Your Career Except You-and, Of Course, Your Mother. Your Mother Is There Because That Is What Mothers Do.

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

You Better Lava Me Now Or Lava Me Not.

If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.