If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

It Takes No More Time To See The Good Side Of Life Than To See The Bad.

Go Fast Enough To Get There, But Slow Enough To See.

If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Going To Go Insane.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.