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If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.
-George Carlin
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If A Man Smiles All The Time,
George Carlin
If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.
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