If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy"

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.

Music Is The Soundtrack To The Crappy Movie That Is My Life.

Pretty Girls Have Problems Too.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.