I Wish I Could Relate To The

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.