I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.