I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

These People Marched And Were Hit In The Face With Rocks To Get An Education And Now We've Got These Knuckleheads Walking Round.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We Get Dumb Answers.