We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

The Secret Of Success Is To Be Like A Duck, Smooth And Unruffled On Top, But Paddling Furiously Underneath.

The Wisest Married Men Give In Early. They Get In Touch With The Wife Side Of Themselves, And That's When They Stop Arguing.

It Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful As Much As It Is White Is Not All That's Beautiful.

My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock Every Morning With No Shoes On, Uphill, Both Ways, In 5 Feet Of Snow And He Was Thankful.