I Was Beaten Up Wherever I Went,

I Am Asked How To Remain Young, And I Say 'never, Never Work.' And That, Of Course, Is The Secret Of It.

Believe In Fate, But Lean Forward Where Fate Can See You.

Now You Can Leave Home At Any Time You Like.your Mother Comes Down And Finds A Picture Of The Eiffel Tower On Her Plate. And She Says, 'oh! Rosemary's Gone To Paris. No Wonder The Bathroom Was So Tidy.' And Nobody Minds. But In My Day, To Go Abroad With All Those Wicked Frenchmen, What Would Become Of Them? So No-one Ever Went Anywhere.

Fashion Is What You Adopt When You Don't Know Who You Are.

In England, The System Is Benign And The People Are Hostile. In America, The People Are Friendlyand The System Is Brutal!