Believe In Fate, But Lean Forward Where

To Say A Thing Is Natural Is To Condone It, Never To Praise It.

The Happiest Moments In Any Affair Take Place After The Loved One Has Learned To Accommodate The Lover And Before The Maddening Personality Of Either Party Has Emerged Like A Jagged Rock From The Receding Tides Of Lust And Curiosity.

The English Think That Incompetence Is The Same Thing As Sincerity.

I Don't Hold With Abroad And Think That Foreigners Speak English When Our Backs Are Turned.

There Is No Need To Do Any Housework At All. After The First Four Years The Dirt Doesn't Get Any Worse.