I Was A Mother's Boy.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

I Have To Have Energy Because I Have A Lot Of Expenses. A Couple Of Cars, Couple Of Dogs And A Big Estate.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

I Don't Do Impressions.