I Thought I Was The Last American

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.