I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.