I Think Comedy's Often The Little And

At Least In America, You Have Freedom Of Speech, Which Is A Good Thing. It's Just A Question Of Whether You're Allowed To Use It On 'fox News'.

I Like Being A Foreigner. For Me, To Live In California Is Very Pleasant - I'm More Comfortable Not Feeling A Part Of Everything, Not Feeling Responsible For The Government Or The Roads Or The Health System.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

Even If You've Written Something For Print, I Think It's Good To Try [it] Out On Someone Because It Changes. You Can Think It's Hilarious And They Can Tell You It's Not.