I Never Stole A Joke In My

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.