I Love To Write Jokes And That's

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

... Life Is Broken Down Into These Stages: You're Born And You Don't Know How Anything Works; Gradually You Find Out How Everything Works; Technology Evolves And Slowly There Are A Few Things You Can't Work; At The End, You Don't Know How Anything Works.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.