I Know I Want To Have Children

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?