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I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

I Try Not To Get Political, I Don't Want To Get Religious, I Don't Want To Get Controversial, I Just Want To Have A Show That Relates To Everybody.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.