I'm A Big Boy, But I Can

I'm Not On A Diet. And It's Funny Cause People Go 'well, Then Why Do You Drink Diet Soda?' So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

I Just Know You Can Not Be On Top Forever. There's Always Going To Be The Next Guy, And If I'm Going To Go Down, I'd Like To Know I Helped The Next Guy Take My Spot. You Can't Prevent The Inevitable, But You Can Join The Ship.

I Found That Laughter Was A Form Of Acceptance, And I Really Enjoyed That And I Just - I Crave It.

Honestly, I Really Don't Like Acting. I Don't Enjoy It. What I Do Like Is Going To A Movie Theatre And Seeing My Face On A Poster. I Like Seeing My Name On A Poster. That Is Cool.

Drama Is Not My Passion. If I Do It, It's For A Check. It's Not What I Want To Do. Comedy's My Thing. Stand Up's My Thing. Everything That Comes From That Is Frosting On The Cake.