I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.