I Can't Believe I Gave My Panties

Not All Women Write The Same. But I Don't Understand Why The Model Is That You're Supposed To Write Like A Man, And That Means You're A Real Writer.

I Can't Believe I Gave My Panties To A Geek.

I Feel Like Women Very Often Do Write Differently Than Men, But Women Write Things That Men Can't Write.

Whenever People Ask Me How I Manage To Get Through This Whole Crazy Time Of Being Incredibly Famous And Sort Of An Icon And Supposedly A Role Model And All Of This Insanity, I Always Cite My Family And Then Books. I Don't Know What I Would Have Done Without Books.

Usually The Kids Are Portrayed As Very One-dimensional. Like These Mindless Animals That Just Have Three Things On Their Minds: Getting Laid, Getting Drunk, And Driving Real Fast Over Mulholland Drive.