I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness...

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.