They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

I've Been In True Love Many Times. I Just Try To Avoid It As Much As Possible. For If There's One Thing I Know About True Love, It Is That Sooner Or Later, It Results In A Hostage Situation.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.