His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.