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We Don’t Care About What You Did Yesterday—we Care About What You’re Going To Do Tomorrow.

He Had Them As Spellbound As A Room Full Of Ewoks Listening To C-3po.

Any Outfit That Can't Figure Out Clean Toilets And Decent Theming On Its Own Can't Benefit From My Advice.

It's Part Of A Cycle Of Stories I'm Writing Where I Deconstruct Classic Science Fiction.

I'm Not A Lawyer I'm A Kind Of Mouthpiece/activist Type, Though Occasionally They Shave Me And Stuff Me Into My Bar Mitzvah Suit And Send Me To A Standards Body Or The Un To Stir Up Trouble. I Spend About Three Weeks A Month On The Road Doing Completely Weird Stuff Like Going To Microsoft To Talk About Drm.