Half The World's Starving; The Other Half

I Avoided Reality For Most Of My Life. But Once You Deal With It, It's Kind Of Cool.

Half The World's Starving; The Other Half Is Trying To Lose Weight.

Women Are Cursed, And Men Are The Proof.

Oh, Hi. I Been Married Thirteen Years, And Lemme Tell You, It's A Thrill To Be Out Of The House. I Never Get Out Of The House. I Stay Home All The Time. I Never Do Anything Fun 'cause I'm A Housewife. I Hate The Word "housewife." I Prefer To Be Called "domestic Goddess.

A Lot Of Times Nerds Are Really Artists Listening To The Beat Of Another Drummer.