Congress May Be Going Home For The

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.