Chess Demands Total Concentration

Computers Are Our Only Opponents That Don't Always Have No Excuse When Losing Against Me.

As Olafsson Showed Me, White Can Win... It's Hard To Believe. I Stayed Up All Night Analysing, Finally Convicing Myself, And, Incidentally, Learning A Lot About Rook And Pawn Endings In The Process.

Morphy Was Probably The Greatest Genius Of Them All

They Asked Me What Year It Was, What Month It Was, Etc. I Easily Answered These Stupid Questions.

I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And Sports Shirts.