They Asked Me What Year It Was,

Chess Is A Matter Of Delicate Judgement, Knowing When To Punch And How To Duck.

I Was Never Invited To The White House.

You Know I'm Finished With The Old Chess Because It's All Just A Lot Of Book And Memorization You Know.

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

For The First Lesson, I Want You To Play Over Every Column Of Modern Chess Openings, Including The Footnotes. And For The Next Lesson, I Want You To Do It Again.