Be Careful That What You Write Does

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

We Live On A Placid Island Of Ignorance In The Midst Of Black Seas Of Infinity, And It Was Not Meant That We Should Voyage Far.

Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.