Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

You're Thinking I'm One Of Those Wise-ass California Vegetarians Who Is Going To Tell You That Eating A Few Strips Of Bacon Is Bad For Your Health. I'm Not. I Say Its A Free Country And You Should Be Able To Kill Yourself At Any Rate You Choose, As Long As Your Cold Dead Body Is Not Blocking My Driveway.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.