Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

I Don't Want To Push The Envelope. Let The Envelope Stay In The Middle Of The Table. I'll Just Make You Laugh.

Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.