I Don't Want To Push The Envelope.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I Was Going With Someone For A Few Years, But We Broke Up. It Was One Of Those Things. He Wanted To Get Married, And I Didn't Want Him To.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.