Back To School, To Prove To Dad

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.

I Don't Want To Run Around With New People. I Feel Safer With My Friends.

I Don't Like Being On A Horse. That's The Only Negative Of Doing A Western. I Like The Whole Get Up, And I Look Great In A Hat. But I Get Tense Around Horses. So, If They Could Make A Fake Horse, Then I'd Do A Western.

On This Lovely, Lovely Hanukkah, Drink Your Gin And Tonica.

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.