On This Lovely, Lovely Hanukkah, Drink Your

I'm In A Mood, Dave. A Bad Mood, A Very Bad Mood! I Was Fired From My Ice Cream Truck Job Today! No More Fudgicles!

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

I Was A Coin Collector.i Didn't Know I Was Nerdy At The Time Until I Felt My 16-d Mercury Dime That Was In Uncirculated Condition Might Be A Panty Dropper, And It Turned Out Not To Be. Then I Stumbled Into Skateboarding, Which Kind Of Was Cooler. But I Wasn't Aware Of What Was Cool. My Dad Wasn't Around So He Couldn't Shake Me And Say, 'drop The Coin Collecting Bit. It's Not Where You Want To Go.' So, That And The Spelling Bee And The Chess, I Think I Had It Figured Out For Myself.