Your Country Is One Of The Most

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

I Have Very Little Experience Of Self-government. In Fact, I Am One Of The Most Governed People In The World.