Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Truly Prepared: Twins.

It Is Much Easier To Repent Of Sins That We Have Committed Than To Repent Of Those That We Intend To Commit.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage, Does Not Head Well.

The Man Who Gets Bit Twice By The Same Dog Is Better Adapted For That Kind Of Business Than Any Other.