You Might Be A Redneck If You

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.