You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wants To Stop At The Gas Station To See If They've Got The New Darrell Waltrip Budweiser Wall Clock.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.