You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That Beef Jerky And Moon Pies Are Two Of The Major Food Groups.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!