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You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

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