You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

I'm An Outdoor Nut. If I'm Not Working, I'm On A Tractor On My Farm, Hunting, Fishing Or Climbing A Mountain.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.