You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If The Ufo Hotline Limits You To One Call A Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Celebrate Groundhog Day Because You Believe In It.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.