You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.