You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A

The Minute I Got Skinny And Got A Nose Job And Became Photogenic, And All Of A Sudden I Had A Bidding War, And Every Boy I Ever Wanted, Wanted Me.

That Is Something I'm Specifically Equipped To Discuss - How Reputation Can Affect Even Your Capacity To Rent A Place. Having Good Credit Is Irrelevant In The Face Of Something Like Getting Thrown Out Of Court Six Years Ago. I've Really Thought This Out.

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

I Can Turn On The Radio Right Now And Be Inspired.

I Do Wish I Ruled The World, I Think It'd Be A Better Place.