You Know, I Want To Teach, But

I Think That There's Part Of Me That Feels Like Maybe I Should Have Been More Social.

I Love Writing Stand-up So Much And Tinkering And Looking For Ideas.

Well My Chocolate Is So Good I Could Sell It In An Obnoxious Prism Shape.

I Don't Curse On Stage, But I Feel Like I Curse More Because I Have Kids And In Front Of My Kids. Not Intentionally.

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.