It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do

It Has To Do - I Think - With Growing Up In An Apartment, With My Aunt And My Cousins Right Next Door To Me, With The Door Open, With Neighbors Walking In And Out, With People Yelling At Each Other All The Time.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.