You Do Not Know What You Can

One Man's Pointlessness Is Another's Barbed Satire.

Health Is The Thing That Makes You Feel That Now Is The Best Time Of The Year.

Elections Are Won By Men And Women Chiefly Because Most People Vote Against Somebody Rather Than For Somebody.

While The Work Or Play Is On, It Is A Lot Of Fun If While You Are Doing One You Don't Constantly Feel That You Ought To Be Doing The Other.

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.